Dear God

I am doing the wardrobe thing - just yanked everything out of drawers and wardrobe and put it in a pile in the living room. All I can say is HOLY SHIT.

I could bury myself in this pile. No kidding.

Looked up 'capsule wardrobe' items, and one listed velvet pants. Velvet pants are not coming anywhere near me, thank you.

How is it even possible to acquire so many clothes when I never go clothes shopping????